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shel (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2017 03:16:20 GMT shel AAAAHHH WOW!!! HOLY SHIT!! Using Not-Mastodon makes me *really* frustrated that Mastodon doesn't have conversation_id legacy support! Oh! Why! What an interesting post! I wonder what post it's in response to! Oh? It's a Mastodon user? I can't figure out who they're talking to?
My fellow Mastos, I highly recommend hanging out on this side of the fence for a bit and you'll quickly have empathy for everyone upset about interoperability issues.
Bob Mottram (email@example.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Apr-2017 22:05:59 GMT Bob Mottram I think this might be worth some sort of mini-celebration. I never thought I'd live to see the day.
"the MP3 technology became patent-free in the United States on 16 April 2017 when U.S. Patent 6,009,399, ...administered by Technicolor, expired"
Constance Variable (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2017 21:29:04 GMT Constance Variable Poettering announced mastodon will become part of systemd.
Nire❌HTTP 301 (witches.town) (email@example.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2017 20:14:34 GMT Nire❌HTTP 301 (witches.town)
its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it
Thomas (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2017 10:53:48 GMT Thomas
Fail of the day: Asking stranger for his PGP public key. Sends me his private key and his secret passphrase.
Craig Maloney (email@example.com)'s status on Saturday, 22-Apr-2017 13:46:43 GMT Craig Maloney This is your daily reminder that younger me is jealous as hell that older me is carrying around a portable UNIX workstation.
Benisu (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2017 06:50:23 GMT Benisu look just because your mom wasn't a witch, you have to recognize that attacks on witches, while regrettable, are not the same as the systemic, pervasive system of witch attacks that our society is burdened under. Your mom may not have been a witch, but burning her highlighted the problem that there ARE real witches out there or people wouldn't be so scared. Personally I would rather burn witches first and protect my community than let a few people go who decided it would be funny to look like a witch and walk around leaving us in fear all the time. Why did she think she had a right to do that?
Nicolas Maia (email@example.com)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2017 12:13:03 GMT Nicolas Maia If you're not radicalized in 2017, something is wrong with you
fanta (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2017 10:46:02 GMT fanta Palo selfie. Así si. https://linuxinthenight.com/attachment/136014
robek world (email@example.com)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2017 21:39:20 GMT robek world RELEASE:
We're excited about this.
Introducing HeyBanana🍌! For Shitposter.Club and Qvitter!
Benisu (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Sunday, 23-Apr-2017 00:23:20 GMT Benisu https://shitposter.club/attachment/621346
la9deanon (email@example.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2017 22:01:12 GMT la9deanon En el día de la propiedad intelectual no hemos podido resistirnos a visitar CEDRO http://unanueartxiboa.org/ y felicitarles por email 😜
Benisu (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2017 21:56:01 GMT Benisu Guys, I have incredible news, I just got an email and someone is making an enormous donation to the site. Here is the info:
From: Katherine Pascal
Subject: Kindly Accept my Donation.
I am Mrs Katherine Pascal. an aging widow suffering from Cancer illness .I have some funds Which I have inherited from my late husband, the sum of ($10.9 Million Dollars) And I needed a very honest and sincere Individual orco-operate organization that will use the fund for work of humanity,
I found your email address from the Human resources data base and decided to contact you. Please if you would be able to use the funds for the work of humanity as I have stated here in order to fulfill my late husband wishes please, kindly reply me back immediately through my private email address for more [omitted for privacy]
I almost can't believe this is happening. Our operations are funded indefinitely.
Râu Cao (email@example.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2017 09:48:52 GMT Râu Cao
If you haven't used Firefox in a couple of years, let me tell you: it has come a loooong way. It's slick, fast, full-featured, puts users and privacy first, and the dev tools are great. Short of the DRM drama (in which Google as an active supporter is much more at fault than Mozilla giving in to pressure imo), there should be no reason you couldn't use it as your default Web browser right now.
MMN-o ✅⃠ (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Friday, 28-Apr-2017 05:59:46 GMT MMN-o ✅⃠ @HerraBRE I honestly don't understand this "gotta have 'em all" regarding features. Instead of trying to copy Facebook and Google+, I believe we should build something that works on its own terms. What's next "private photo albums"?
Please, let's enlighten users and encourage + support tools that do their jobs properly.
Instead of having your private communication _on_ the platform, how about using federation as an authentication method to _access_ it somewhere else? #OpenID works great for logins on third party servers to access more private data. Automating and consolidating everything under a single roof (heard about centralisation?) is not an answer.
jim (email@example.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2017 02:34:29 GMT jim Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears.
Zagur #DUI (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Thursday, 20-Apr-2017 10:37:37 GMT Zagur #DUI Estoy por hacerme una cuenta en Mastodon y decir "Oye, habéis escuchado hablar sobre GNU Social?" xDDDDDD
Dona Ervilha (email@example.com)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2017 20:19:33 GMT Dona Ervilha !grow !huerto an urban Urucum tree (bixa orellana) with flowers and fruits <3 #RJ #Brasil https://quitter.se/attachment/3662432
kat (firstname.lastname@example.org)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2017 13:16:59 GMT kat Chelsea will be home soon. I'm so excited. https://quitter.se/attachment/3659523
victorhck (email@example.com)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2017 15:19:35 GMT victorhck Celebro los 6 años de mi blog con una nueva entrada.
Micro, un editor muy sencillo como reemplazo simple a editores de consola tipo Vim, Emacs o nano